Blow Job Queen: 13 Titillating Moves to Give the Best Head Ever

When you were younger, your dream was to be a beautiful princess. Yeah, well, that dream is dead, now you want to be a blow job queen.

Want to be known as the blow job queen? People think giving a blowjob is just as easy as sticking a penis in your mouth and giving it an oral rub down. Which, don't get me wrong, that's basically what it is, but there's a difference between a blow job and the blow job of your life.

How to become a blow job queen
You want to be remembered as giving THE blow job. So, let's give you the steps you need to become the blow job queen.

#1 Accept that you don't have a dick. You may think that you really know what they like, but be honest with yourself, you don't know. You don't have a dick, so if he's not enjoying how you're blowing him, don't get offended. Take it as a learning experience and a chance for you to develop some new skills—enjoyable skills.
Many girls are offended when the guy isn't looking like he's having a good time, but it's not you! Okay, physically, it's you, but it's just that you don't have a dick, so you really don't know. So, the first step is acceptance.

#2 When in doubt, sing the song. There is a song, apparently. A song to help you remember how to give a blow job, in case, you somehow forget how to suck a dick. I don't know how the tune goes, but as long as you remember the words, you're good to go.

Head. Shaft. Base. Balls. Taint. And sometimes butthole.

Remove that new Beyoncé song from your head right now, she won't be able to help you during these troubling times. Instead, put this song into your memory bank and never take it out.

#3 Timing is everything. You can give a blow job in three minutes, sure, and the guy would have probably loved the experience. However, you shouldn't just be blowing the guy because it's something you should do. No. You give him a blow job because you enjoy it. You enjoy having his dick in your mouth, and you want to pleasure him.
So, try making the experience like a movie, slow in the beginning, build up the tension and then BAM! Climax. Now, that, is a blow job. If they wanted something fast, they would have ordered a Big Mac at McDonalds.

#4 Don't forget your hands. If you can deep throat and bake a cake at the same time, well, frankly I'm impressed and jealous. Listen, you may not be able to fit his whole dick in your mouth, so in that case, use your hands. You remember Kim Kardashian's sex tape? That was basically all hands.
Watch it again, you'll see. While sucking his dick, use your hands to wrap around his shaft and move it up and down. You can also do this while taking a break from sucking his dick. Take one of your hands and use it to cup his balls—he'll love it.

#5 Practice. Being a blow job queen doesn't come overnight—no pun intended. It takes a lot of sweat and arm strengthening. So, you need to practice and get advice and suggestions from the guy you're blowing.
Don't feel embarrassed, it's in his best interest that you become a blow job queen. So, practice, take notes, and within no time you'll get the technique down to an art.

#6 Get your own BJ style. Every girl has their own BJ style. Some girls use a lot of tongue, others have a specific rhythm they follow. Find a style that suits you because you're the one that will be giving the BJ, not him. So, once you find a groove that suits you, just practice on making it better.

#7 Hide the chompers. People appreciate people who have pearly white teeth. It makes sense. Do they appreciate it when those teeth are scraping their dicks? No, I would say not so much. So, when giving a BJ, go grandma on them and hide the teeth.
The penis is extremely sensitive so biting or scraping could actually cause your guy to experience pain. Remember: You don't want your BJ to give someone the feeling of pain. You can actually use your teeth when giving a BJ, but I highly recommend you do not until you've reached some advanced BJ level. Teeth are a dangerous subject.

#8 Use your tongue and lips. These two parts of your body are absolutely crucial when giving a blow job. When giving a BJ, you don't have to strictly suck his dick. Have fun with it. Run your lips up and down his shaft, suck, and lick his balls, move your tongue gently on the tip of his dick. These things drive him wild. Explore his penis and find out what turns him on.

#9 Eye contact. Many guys become turned on when you look at them while you're giving a BJ. It's as if you're dedicating this BJ to them, it makes it personal to them. But, don't go all psycho and stare at him the entire time. Lick his balls and then look up at him while you're making your way up to the tip of his dick. So, eye contact is good, too much eye contact is bad.

#10 Tease him. Now, you've probably seen the movies where the couple makes it onto the bed, and she just targets his dick. You don't have to do that. In fact, I think you should do anything but that. Tease him.
Listen, you're going to give him a blow job, he knows that, but he doesn't know when. So, enjoy the moment of making him more sexually aroused, and of course, this makes you sexually aroused as well. It's not all him.

#11 Make it wet. Many girls make the mistake of not using enough saliva. So, spit on his penis—not like you're clearing your throat. But make his dick super wet. Giving a blow job is basically replicating what it feels when he penetrates you, so make it wet.
Can you imagine having sex with a dry vagina? Exactly, ouch. So, this is the same deal. Wet, wet, wet.

#12 Surprise blow him. You don't have to blow him when you're in bed. I mean, do that, but also mix it up. Randomly blow him while he's driving or in the bathroom stall of a club. Have fun with it! Also, the thrill of being caught will get you so horny, trust me, you probably won't be able to control yourself.

#13 Switch up the speeds. Imagine going on a roller coaster ride that stays at one speed. Yeah, that's not thrilling nor worth going to Disneyland for. So, switch it up. Go slow for a bit and then pick up the pace, then just when he's getting really excited slow it back down. Take him on a goddamn roller coaster ride with your BJ.

If you do all these things and do them well, you will be crowned a blow job queen. So, get practicing, girl!

Source: hankypanky.com/NATASHA IVANOVIC