Pussy Selfies: How to Take a Perfect Vag Selfie on the First Try

#2 If you're going to send it, leave any details out of it. If this photo is for someone special, then leave out any identifying details. If you have a tattoo or a rare birthmark, try not to include it in the photo. You remember that dick pic your friend sent you? Well, there may be a chance that your photo will get passed around. If that happens, you don't want it to be identified as you.

#3 Ditch the underwear. Just take the underwear off. Don't have it dangling around your ankles. You either take a photo of you wearing underwear or without it. Don't do some in-between shot. Plus, if this photo is for someone, they honestly couldn't give a shit about your underwear.

#4 Get out of the bathroom. I mean, if this is just for you, who cares where you take the photo, but if not, then change the scenery. Bathroom selfies are overdone. Now, you don't have to be extreme, but having a selfie of your vagina with a toilet in the background isn't what I call sexy.

#5 Get the perfect angle. If you want the perfect angle, you're going to have to be willing to get yourself in some awkward positions. Now, if you're sending this to someone, they don't need to know that you were balancing on a chair with one leg in the air. They're not supposed to see the behind-the-scenes of the selfie.

#6 Know that an ugly vagina doesn't exist. If you think your vagina isn't attractive, just shut up. Your vagina is beautiful. There is literally no such thing as an ugly pussy. How can it be ugly if everyone has a different one? There is no standard for a beautiful pussy, so get that notion out of your head. 

#7 Clean up your set. If you're going to be taking a pussy selfie in your bedroom, it would be a good idea to clean up the dirty clothes from your floor. I mean, if this is a personal photo, then who cares, but if you're sending it to someone, just tidy up. They want to see your pussy, not the war zone behind it.

#8 Incorporate sex toys. If you don't know what you're doing, don't worry, none of us really know what we're doing. So, don't be shy by bringing in dildos and vibrators into your pussy selfies. You have full creative control, so experiment with different toys and see what you think makes your selfie hot and steamy.

#9 It's all about lighting. You already know this because you've taken selfies before. Okay, so they may not have been of your vagina, but this rule still applies. Lighting is extremely important. Sometimes the wrong lighting makes it look like I have a mustache. See what I mean? Choose lighting that works for your vagina and makes you feel sexy. [Read: 8 ways to love your body no matter its size]

#10 Use what you got. Literally, every vagina is different. Some women have bigger lips while others have smaller lips. It really all depends on the woman.