5 Game of Thrones Sex Positions to Unleash Your Inner Queen

You'll be screaming "Dracarys!" because these are straight hot.


For a show with so many stupidly-attractive characters (I see you, Tormund) the sex scenes on Game of Thrones leave a lot to be desired. When they're not incestuous or non-consensual, they're often lacking passion or cut away before things get good (hello, Grey Worm and Melisandre shippers). Instead, try these five GoT-themed sex positions that are way, way better than anything you've seen on HBO. Get to it!


1 Bend the Knee
Start by standing with one leg up and your knee bent, because you know damn well this is not a sign of weakness. Your partner pays tribute as they should, crouching below you delivering the Jon-and-Ygritte-in-the-cave treatment with their mouth.

2 Mother of Dragons
Mount your partner while they lay flat on the bed. Set up a fan or open a window because like Dany knows, that wind is crazy flattering. Ride them without inhibitions with your hair whipping behind you. Yell out "dracarys" when you're about to orgasm because this position is straight ????.

3 Dornish Threeway
An actual three-humans three-way can be intimidating and requires some planning. If you don't have a third person, substitute another third element — your favorite vibrator. Lay back on the bed and have them enter you standing while you use your vibe. You'll be thanking the gods — the old and the new.


4 The Hound
Doggy is all about releasing raw, animal energy. Get on your knees with your partner behind you, commanding him or her to deliver strong, deep strokes. In true Westeros style, turn off the lights and light some candles, since he's not actually the Hound and thus probably isn't mortally afraid of fire.


5 The Iron Throne
Sit your partner down and show them who is the rightful heir to the throne. Face away from them with your feet on the floor so you can control the depth and speed, like the true queen you are. Winter is definitely coming.




Source: Cosmopolitan/KATIE BUCKLEITNER